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Inquisitor Dust Lavellan’s Satinalia Giveaway!

cassandrashipsit:

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Art by the talented @mistysinkat

Dust Lavellan grew up in an Alienage in Antiva, the daughter of a Dalish hunter and a city elf mercenary. Even though she is most definitely NOT Andrastian, she enjoys the holiday of Satinalia, with is celebrated in Antiva with a week long festival full of masks and intrigue. To honor her Antivan heritage, the Inquisitor will choose seven winners, one for each day of the celebration, to receive a special gift, personally chosen by members of the Inquisition. 

In celebration of reaching my 500 follower milestone, and in preparation for the holidays, I want to do a special holiday themed giveaway to thank all of you wonderful people who follow me, even though you all have DEEPLY questionable taste. Inspired by my obsession with Satinalia and Antiva, this giveaway will finish on the 7th day of Firstfall (November 7th, 2015) so that the winners will all (hopefully) get their prizes in time to help get them through their real life holidays.

Because you know what is actually not nearly as fun as people make it out to be? The holidays! It’s supposed to be all joy and laughter but really it’s often a lot of stress, spending money you don’t have, and dealing with your obnoxious relatives. If you’re lucky you can drink, and if you’re not… well let me suggest that you bask in the glow of fandom!

So, let’s get to the details!

This is a little bit more complicated than my last give away, so please read the rules closely!

The Rules:

  • You have to be following me, but you can be a new follower, that’s cool. I like new people! No giveaway blogs. (It would be nice if you didn’t take your loot and run, but, hey, I get it, you like big loots and you cannot lie.) I strongly suggest you check out my “Cass Babbles” page before you follow me to find out what this blog is all about. (Spoiler - here there be porn.)
  • Only reblogs count. Likes will be summarily ignored. In honor of the week long celebration you may reblog this post up to SEVEN TIMES in order to win. Seven shall be the number of the reblogging and the number of the reblogging shall be seven. Eight shalt thou not reblog, neither shalt thou reblog six, excepting that thou then proceedeth to seven. Nine is right out. (But seriously seven reblogs is the limit on the number of entrees that will count, anything after that is gravy.) Please be respectful of your own followers with reblogs
  • If you win you must respond to me within 48 hours - I will message you through your blog so PLEASE make sure asks are open! If you do not respond in that time I WILL choose another winner.

The Fine Print:

  • Winners will be chosen by the power of the RNG, may you only roll crits.
  • There will be one winner for each of the seven days of Satinalia. I will choose the winners in advance and announce one winner on each day of the celebration.
  • If you win, there is no substitution for the prize. If it isn’t your cup of tea let me know and I’ll choose a different winner. (But honestly maybe just don’t reblog if the prizes aren’t to your liking, nothing wrong with abstaining!)
  • All prizes will be shipped directly to you at an address of your choice. I live in the US, but will ship internationally as long as there aren’t any strange customs restrictions or anything.
  • The giveaway will run until November 7th, 2015, at 11:59 pm Pacific Standard Time. Because I like precision. You have until then to get in your reblogs.
  • “Satinalia” will take place from November 8th to November 14th, 2015. Each day the winner will be announced (with a small drabble because I’m a nerd.) I will message you the same day. Anyone who doesn’t respond in 48 hours will be disqualified, and I’ll pick another winner.

The Prizes:

Day One: Schmooples III  Carefully bred just for you by Leliana herself, the day one winner gets their very own smol nug to love and cuddle. Care and feeding of your nug is very important - remember, Sister Nightingale is watching.

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Day Two: Divine Victoria’s Secret (Psst, it’s smutty literature!) But not JUST smutty literature! The winner of day five will get not only a 1500 word smut drabble of the pairing (or triad!) of their choice, but they will also get prints by the super talented Cara McGee @areyoutryingtodeduceme because hello, Magic Mike XXL inspired Dorian, Bull, and Cullen? That’s basically my aesthetic right there. Mmm… BULL. *horny giggle* (Pun intended.)

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Day Three: Rebellious Heretic Archivist - Dorian would be so proud of you for studying the sordid history of Thedas. Paperback copies of four of the Dragon age novels: The Calling, The Masked Empire, Asunder, and The Stolen Throne. Just admit it, you’re always a slut for lore! 

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Day Four: The Storyteller - Who doesn’t love Varric Tethras? No seriously I mean it, what the hell is wrong with you? In honor of everyone’s favorite dwarf and his magnificent chest hair, and equally magnificent “weapon” (allegedly) winners will receive a set of Inquisition playing cards, an Inquisition stein, and an Inquisition leather bound notebook. Perfect for drinking, Wicked Grace, and taking notes on your companions’ personal lives.

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Day Five: The Harding When you’re scouting across Thedas as lead scout for the Inquisition, you need a bag that can keep up with you. Alternately something to shove all your crap in while you dash across campus, work, or a convention floor. Either way, this bag is for you.

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Day Six: Andraste’s Herald’s Mabari - No really, that’s it, just a giant plush mabari for all you Fereldan dog lords to love and cuddle. Dust doesn’t really get the obsession, but whatever, she doesn’t judge (unless Josephine makes her).

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Day Seven: The Seeker - In honor of my blog’s namesake, the magnificent Cassandra “Disgusted Noise” Penteghast, the day seven winner will receive the Eye of the Seeker Necklace and the Cassandra Believer Plate Hoody (I refuse to gender assign a hoody, but be sure to check the sizing.) 

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So, I hope you’re all excited, and I’m sorry for the long AF post, especially for those of you on Tumblr mobile which is utter nug shite as Sera might say. :) May the spirit of Andraste, the Creators, the Ancestors, or whoever be with you, and may your family not annoy you to tears over the holidays!

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darker red riding hood halloween costume, awe yeah.

while 80% of this is made up of things i already had or bought for the costume, i want to focus a bit on the cloak. which i made. from scratch.

it’s not a huge accomplishment in some people’s books, yeah, but this is the first time i’ve made something completely from the start with new materials, and i also hand sewed it all together. it was simple, really, closing the back of the hood then attaching it to the body of the cloak, but i’m stupidly proud of it nonetheless.

details :: cloak materials from joann. // dress from ragstock. // stockings and garters from sock dreams. // boots from target. // wicker basket from home.

side note: i’ve been following @aicosu for…god. almost a year now? and i’ve always been stupidly impressed by sheila’s work. so i told myself, if sheila can create magic, i can do a simple spell myself. when i finished, i wanted to tell sheila to thank her, and she was super fucking nice about it???? so, thank you again, sheila, whenever you see this!

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flyyoungphil:

flyyoungphil:

reblog for a punny compliment in your ask

i don’t care how many notes this gets, the crappy puns will never end

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url change

elavellan > alkremical

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Hey guys

christophertherobin:

I’m going to be part of a 24 hour stream for Extra Life this Friday!

http://www.twitch.tv/theknightsthatsayit

Ooooor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrhVxaUd4iI to watch it on Youtube!


There will be games and banter between my friends Zach, Jeram, Elle, and I! It shall be glorious and we’d welcome any one who’d like to watch!

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happy kinda late birthday, henthark!

i’m sorry i’m late, shit got in the way, but i wanted to do this
for you since i can’t currently get you a physical present.
i promise i’ll make up for it next year! in any time you’re
feeling a little down, just remember: i honestly do believe
you’re wonder woman. mighty mango just had a better ring
to me at the time. love and admiration from the potato god.

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pcytonsawyer:

It’s space. It doesn’t cooperate.
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Varric's Roast


The Inner Circle
Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser

bowdam:

This banter where the whole Inquisition squad goes after Varric in the Trespasser DLC

Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting “dwarfier” by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard? Ugh, I hate caves.

Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.

Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk…

Dorian: Orleasian cafés, taverns that are too tidy, slopes of greater than 10°.

Blackwall: Also quiet, and most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.

Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldens, Nevarrans, mages, templars, the entire Merchant Guild, nugs- 

Iron Bull: And slopes, uneven ground, the dark, pretty much all kinds of weather.

Cole: The smell of the sea, [Varric voice] Who made the ground vertical? Mountains covered in the dead.

Varric: Look, I have to complain or you’ll forget I’m here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.

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these should have been on the backs of the gravestones with the inquisition’s nightmares

spicyshimmy:

cassandra: running out of bears to fight

dorian: cassandra stabbing all my books

varric: cassandra stabbing all my books

blackwall: in-depth questions about darkspawn

vivienne: plaidweave

sera: that stinking song about me being stuck in my head for-frinking-ever

the iron bull: normal pants

cole: people getting mad at me for all the spoilers i keep slipping into idle conversation

solas: bald head sunburn

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igperish:

Dan gets to keep the Boba Fett costume Ellen’s team made for him (x)

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